Gosh!...

Really?...

"There are several gaps in our defense," Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minnesota, said, opening a Senate Homeland Security subcommittee hearing on the matter. "These issues must be addressed with a sense of urgency."
Hey, Senator Obvious, that light at the end of the tunnel?...yep...freight train...

"If terrorists were to obtain nuclear or radiological material and smuggle it into this country, the consequences could be catastrophic: a tremendous loss of life and a crippling blow to our economy," said Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, the chairwoman of the full Homeland Security Committee.

Hey, Senator! No frickin' shit!
(nice to see the economy is listed in your evaluation of such results...sheesh...what's the use)?

...Ok, lemme try to explain...
The most likely scenario from such an incident is total and complete chaos. The economy?...complete and total collapse...(think Great Depression x 10)...
as if it would matter at that point...
ya frickin' idiots!...

Golly gee...
You would think they would have taken care of things before an election year!

Apparently not even smart enough to do that...

Vaffanculo! America!

wtf?...yer kiddin' me!...

"This is a man, I believe, God has appointed ... to represent righteousness in government,"

Come to Texas!...Bring your convention...

your sports event...your friends and family!

And please feel free to enjoy our fine establishments!...

Just don't argue politics or sports...or anything...and if you do...then whisper your argument...and always look over your shoulder for the guy who is going to drag you out of your hotel lobby bar!...

Yup!...If dumb was dirt, these people could cover a Texas sized ranch three or four feet deep...

Idiots!...Idiots!...Idiots!...part two...

here...

"for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others."

In another article not sourced here, el Capitan stated one of the things they looked for was loud obnoxious behavior...

A small commentary follows:

EL CAPITAN; SINCE YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE AND PREDICT WHAT SOMEONE WILL DO NEXT; OR WHAT ARBITRARY CIRCUMSTANCES WILL COME TOGETHER TO A CERTAIN OUTCOME...
PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL US IF ANOTHER FRICKIN' HURRICANE IS GOING TO HIT A MAJOR U.S. CITY THIS YEAR?...AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF PROBABILITIES!...AM I YELLING?...
I'M SORRY!...USUALLY I ONLY YELL AT IGNORANT PEOPLE...WHEN THEY ARE DOING REALLY ASININE THINGS..OH...WAIT A SEC...

Idiots!...Idiots!...Idiots!...part one...

here...

Come out of the closet Tom...

hee...hee...excellent...

The "banned" Scientology episode of South Park...

Leprechaun suspected in Mobile, Alabama...

Or, alternatively...it could be a crackhead!...

In Other News...

Hi Kate!...
(good of you to give me a call)...
much love!...

ok...everybody peace out...this is excellent...

kiss my ass!...let the MF burn...lol...
here...

Grizzly Bear...Man...

they ate him...

alive...another grizzly story...that might be?...

Permanent links updated...

to include...

two ingredients that are simmering in a Kettle...

No, No!...(Please don't thank me)...
My pleasure!...

Signed,
The Management...

In the ongoing battle of pot vs. kettle...

nuthin'...I just wanted to use the phrase...pot vs. kettle...

I don't make these up folks...

I just post them...
Headline!...

Been there...Done that...

Gosh!...

really?...

A sad day...

in Johno land...

Not monolithic...

mondolithic!...

Hours of entertainment for the whole family!...

here...

here...

and HERE!...

Betcha weren't expecting that...were ya?...

maybe this will help you understand...

And something from...

here...

Damn right!...

I want one!...

Better warn everyone!!!...

Sound the Alarm!!!...

OMG!!!...It's The End Of The World!!!...

Gosh!...

really?...

In time, the expression was used in a broader sense,

...generally describing any man whose days of power were coming to an end.

Smoking pics...

here...

Toka-Cola...

LOL!!!...

Always looking for my next...

ex...

Bye George!...

Please don't start something else you can't finish before you leave...

It has become known that your peeps were scrambling behind the scenes to kill the port deal right after you stepped in the cow crap again!...
Seems they knew you had stepped in it before you even smelled it!...

Never thought I would think this way...but I am actually feeling sorry for you...

(Sort of)...

Have lots and lots of state dinners and such Georgie Boy!...

Then hitch up your wagons and get the hell out of town...

Congress to Georgie...

George Bush to Congress...

I AM THAT I AM...
and btw, will veto anything you do to prove otherwise...

Congress to George Bush...
We are trying to get re-elected here you idiot chump!
Everyone is going apeshit about this port deal and you are being...
Georgie Boy Bush!...

(and that ain't helping us much...at all...any...ever...forget it...what's the use)...

and now for something completely different...

magic!...

I'm not responsible for this...

And even if I am you can't prove it...
And even if you do prove it...I will deny it...or spin it...or divert your attention...over here!...Look at this!...OMG!...

ahem...kinda a little too scary close to Georgie Boy Bush huh?...

Look around...

here...

And here...

Yo Yanni!...Hey Yanni!...

Yanni Yanni Hey!...

Good for a laugh...

or twenty...

Art...

'cause we need it...

Or this?...

Ok Georgie!...time for a test...Which do you prefer?...This?...

I found this too!...(not nearly as good though)...

Baby Got Back!...

But, I found this for you...This is excellent!...

See, there is this movie called "Snakes on a Plane"...

"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."

If you have not heard about it...I'm telling you I don't make this stuff up...

Landshark?...anyone?...

Here's the kicker...

Watch this!...

Sorry folks!...I've been a little busy...

Uh Oh!...(I'm in deep trouble)...

"they had five or more drinks in one sitting within the previous two weeks."...

Hey Georgie!...

“But man, proud man,
Drest in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep.”

"Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex."

...Frank Zappa

harsh?..I dunno...I just post...

here...

Now...I really don't remember...

hanging around the "Gringo Mansion"...sort of...kinda do...
ok...not much...nonetheless...sometimes...

(if you were there you would understand)....

Anyway...

Burned it to wav with and without filters and slapped it in my living room cd...

If you ever liked this band...lemme know...

took me right the fuck back there...in a good way...all the way...

Need to contact the band too...

Loco Gringos Live!

That would be these guys...

PSA...News You Can Use!...Loco Gringos...

The other night I'm going through my stuff in the garage and find a sealed container that I don't remember...

Inside are several cassette tapes...

One of them is labled "Loco Gringos"...

I think I remember...but those particular brain cells...well...gimmie a break...

So...one trip to Radio Shack later I have scabbed on the stuff to produce some wav files...

Holy shit!...

Loco Gringos Live!...