A message from the alleged President...

here...

OMG!!!...It's Still...The End Of The World!...

Texas coast red-lined to indicate danger!...

(and some people think this blog is silly and a waste of time)...

Sheesh!

FEMA Contact Information!...

What to do in case of Hurricanes!...

from a soul-less bureaucracy that is very...very...very sincerely concerned...

about the mid-term elections this fall...
so they can keep their jobs...
and benefits...
that you pay for...
even though...
you yourself, cannot afford them anymore...

OMG!!!...It's The End of The World!...

well...it could be...

Thanks...

No...

As is this...

here...

Good!...This is important stuff!...

here...

Do I have your full and un-divided attention?...

Can you hear me now?...

Well...look what...

this Ass-ole-ciation is upset about this week...

I dunno what is next?...these folks going to have all teenage boys castrated?

Seriously...these people MUST be trying to get revenge on the world...

Nobody liked them when they were growing up...because they were inadequate...
or maybe just pathetic...

Guess what?...yep...they still are...

This one goes out to...

Jason...who lives in California...and will never look at this link...
(Give the guy a break)...
He just never met a shark he liked!...

Updated Parental Advisory!...(just so ya know)...

"I told that Angelina bitch she wasn't takin' me nowhere"..."I can do better than her"...

Let's go for a drive...

through Paris...

Draw!...

with this...

Yo!...What's that in the sky?...

Is it a star?...or a satellite?... or Tom Cruise on his way back to his home planet?

This blog will now pause for some entertainment...

This is Excellent btw...

Low Self Esteem...The Beginning...

Low Self Esteem...

Shouldn't that read... "And"?...

PSA...News you can use!...

Dear Johno; "How would I go about setting Google as my Home Page?"

Read The F'n Manual!...

here...

Read The F'n Map!...

here...

Easily mispronounced domain names...

here...

The Most Original "Texas" Music In Years...

right here...

Mavericks and Spurs at High Noon...

May the best team win!...

Nice...but ya know...

And so castles made of sand slips into the sea, eventually

How To Make Ridiculous Amounts Of Money On EBay...

or just make pictures on toast...

Truth...

We are always hearing of people who are around seeking after the Truth. I have never seen a (permanent) specimen. I think he has never lived. But I have seen several entirely sincere people who thought they were (permanent) Seekers after the Truth. They sought diligently, persistently, carefully, cautiously, profoundly, with perfect honesty and nicely adjusted judgment- until they believed that without doubt or question they had found the Truth. That was the end of the search.

The man spent the rest of his hunting up shingles wherewith to protect his Truth from the weather.
Mark Twain...

Slow motion train wreck...sorta...kinda...

almost...

OMG!...It's The End Of The World!!!...

Apparently some pregnant women are concerned about 666...

If you live with one of these women I suggest you go out at 3:00am to the store and get whatever she wants...just in case...;-)

One of the last lifeboats has left...

the Titanic...

(only one person aboard)...

Osama bin Laden said the cartoon controversy was "too serious for an apology."

Yo...Binnie...Baby!...Chill!...

It was cartoons!...

Get yerself a better cave or hut or whatever Binnie...
Maybe not so much goat's milk or something...
Yer a little cranky!...

Oh, wait a sec...Never mind...You will be dead soon anyway...
The one constant in life is change Binnie my boy!...
And there is a very large chunk of it out there that somebody is going to cash in on...

So quit bitching Ladey...
Gimmie yer address and I'll make sure ya get some Bugs Bunny/Road Runner on DVD...
Duct taped to the side of a very long fiery dart...
be sure to catch it!...

Oh...and shaddup...ya has bin!

14 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn by Dave Barry

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
3. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. Never lick a steak knife.
11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant