Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Things that suck...continued...Katrina

Katrina sucks...large...

If you have never been to the southern mid-gulf coast you have missed something very special indeed...an entire culture is in danger...for real...

http://www.redcross.org...c&p

The American people help the world and now we need you...for real...

Please help!

Monday, August 22, 2005

Things that suck...which of course will be subject to updates...

Big Hair metal bands of the 80's...suck 80%

BTO...(ya don't wanna know if ya don't know)...suck 99%

70's softcore bands suck 85%

Presidents Bush and Bush and suck 99.9999%...(the remaining .0001% is the money the rich friends they have pay me, which still sucks...but I am happy to get/take it...
...from them...

People who take the internet too seriously suck 50%
People who do not take the internet seriously enough suck 50%
Ignorance sucks 100%

If you don't know and ask the internet...and do not get the right answer...refine your search...be yourself...

Most...if not all politicians suck 95%...
(the other 5% being handouts to rich supporters...

The perm links posted on this blog suck 0%...by design...

My drink is empty...sucks...yep...100%
...to be continued or not on a whim...

If you dare talk bad about hall &oats on your blog...

apparently you will get very passionate responses on your blog...
which gives me an idea...not here...stay tuned...maybe real soon...how about now?...

a friend of all humanity...

(unless you are human)...

reposted on that internet thingy 'cause that is where I found it...

Quick...The Dallas Morning News...Belo Corp. and Gordon...can sue me...
'cause I got nuthin'...

Greetings fellow internet traveler...

It is indeed good to be among you again...
We have so much to discourse about of import...

Let us begin here...shall we?...

Monday, August 15, 2005

Are you a punk?

gee..i love this site...gosh...golly...rotfflmfao...

...pure genius...

I Hate Mondays!...

...(really)...

tilt yer head to the right and watch this...

...here...

beta...could be good...

later...

One more of these...

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Texas in the summer months...

Under the most rigorously controlled/uncontrolled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

After all is said and done...

...a hell of a lot more is said than done.

The first myth of management...

...is that it exists.

A meeting...

...is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005


well said and amen...

...Cheers!...


(all rights reserved, franksart.net, 2005.)

remember Carridine from Kung Fu?...

bet he could kick his ass...yep, taday...

what Saturn sounds like...

for real fer sure damn near almost...

free guitar lessons...

...here...

Droogle...

this...

one more...

...here...

And now...some strange stuff...

for starters...

...just thought you would take it better from her...

...ready commander!...

...smoke 'em if ya got 'em...

Portrait of an artist...

grrrrrrrrr!

Life is stranger than fiction...

proof...

The Roots of All Evil and a top ranked url length...

The ROOT of ALL EVIL!...(a brief history)...

Lemme see in Victorian times...it was...

well let's skip on a bit...

Then there was booze...except EVERYBODY liked that too much...

...skipping a bit more...

Then it was commies...then television...

Then the Beatles...
Then all musicians except the Beatles...

Then hippies, and generally anyone who did not believe politicians told the truth...

Then corporate GREED...then Barry Manilow...(freudian slip)...

Then the internet...Then corporate GREED...

Then "People Who Do Not Recycle"...

AND NOW.......(drumroll)...

The Root Of All Evil is...
nope...not... "radical extremists"...

pathetic people who want to blame others because they are too lazy to teach the difference between reality t.v./make believe and real life...

And we care because?...

maybe if he didn't give 1000% per show?...didn't the both of them die in plane crash?
And woop...the grand return is Toledo...knock e'm dead...hee hee...
Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio
(Randy Sparks)

Saturday night in Toledo Ohio
Is like being nowhere at all
All through the day, how the hours rush by
You sit in the park, and you watch the grass die

Oh, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight
When shadows of night start to fall
They roll back the sidewalks precisely at ten
And the people who live there are not seen again.

Justa sec...(got an itch)...

ahhhhhhh...