this is Brilliant!...and that's all I have to say about that...
except this...not all posts made here are to be taken at face value...if you have not figured that out...please go away...thank you!...
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
While in Peru...bring more than 1.5 million if you want...
a virgin...
Note: She is of age and it was HER idea...which reminds me of this story of a certain girl in a certain country who happened to be the same age as this girl...as I was meself...
The difference is she wasn't a virgin and it was a lot less than 1.5 million...hmmm...maybe we will just skip on a bit here...and go...
Note: She is of age and it was HER idea...which reminds me of this story of a certain girl in a certain country who happened to be the same age as this girl...as I was meself...
The difference is she wasn't a virgin and it was a lot less than 1.5 million...hmmm...maybe we will just skip on a bit here...and go...
Meanwhile...back in the mother land...
again...don't ask...'cause I have no clue...
Look Soon! @ this website on "Rent a Texan"...
no...not for that...no...not that either!...nope...ain't goin' there!...think again yankee!...
...buxom blondes who are NOT transexuals are welcome...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
Look Soon! @ this website on "Rent a Texan"...
no...not for that...no...not that either!...nope...ain't goin' there!...think again yankee!...
...buxom blondes who are NOT transexuals are welcome...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
Meanwhile...back in the motherland...
and what a "mother" she was...sorry...sometimes I can't help myself...ok...most times I can't help myself...anyways...this was a bad idea...
The whole mid-east...it is a churnin'...
Condescending Rice's, flamethrowers burnin'...
And tell me over and over and over again...my friend...
How you don't believe, we're on the eve of destruction...
And tell me over and over and over again...my friend...
How you don't believe, we're on the eve of destruction...
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Well...
she was one of this blog's favorite early erotic dreams...yes I know you appreciate me sharing...but...she was also one who kinda flew about with whichever way the "wind" was blowing...hmmmm...nope...there is in retrospect...which is how we all will be remembered...no choice...sorry Jane...yer Dad was a very good man...and yer brother made a cool movie...(one)...but you...
Thursday, April 21, 2005
In other news...No WMD found on penguins...
Bush refuses to admit mistake. Says Antartica will remain terrorist state until all inhabitants have been killed, detained, or brought to a "secure" enclosure and tortured.
One official declined to comment on Bush's claim to the flightless waterfowl that they could "Do things my way or take the highway."...
"The President's lack of understanding that there are no "highways" in Antartica is beside the point."
Sources say no lighters were found either.
The top-head federal guy in charge did say; "It was mighty suspicious that each one of the suspects was carrying (6) six books of matches."
"We were able to ass 'r tain that they were not wearing shoes...so we let them board the flight."
One official declined to comment on Bush's claim to the flightless waterfowl that they could "Do things my way or take the highway."...
"The President's lack of understanding that there are no "highways" in Antartica is beside the point."
Sources say no lighters were found either.
The top-head federal guy in charge did say; "It was mighty suspicious that each one of the suspects was carrying (6) six books of matches."
"We were able to ass 'r tain that they were not wearing shoes...so we let them board the flight."
hmmmm?...What?...I'm not suggesting anything...
here...
(someone has to keep "certain" web sites in bizz)...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
(someone has to keep "certain" web sites in bizz)...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
hmmm...Wacko Part II...try it before you buy it...
...someone tell me people are not THIS warped...please?
What FloriDUH needs is more faith based
initiatives...3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-f*cking')...I don't make these up folks...I just post them...
idiots...idiots...idiots...guess where?...FloriDUH!
one might suppose a t-shirt reading "When I graduate I intend to get a HIGHER education."...would not be allowed here either...just a guess...
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Blimey!...Avast!...me hearties!
..this blog's suggested language on how to speak to the homeless lady or gent who may from time to time wish to borrow a pence or ten...
...disturbing...un-god-like and...
all these folks bear an extreme resemblance to the unfortunate souls that live beneath the Fullerton Underpass...(really)...
Well it is about time someone...
created a toilet that could flush 24 golf balls at the same time...
(no further comment is needed)...
(no further comment is needed)...
If I were God...
I would bless the Fullerton Ave. underpass under the Kennedy Expressway in Shytown...
what?...you wouldn't?...yer saying it isn't true?...
Yea...verily I say unto you that the Blessed Virgin shall appear in a skanky freeway underpass...what?...
...here...see for yourself...
what?...you wouldn't?...yer saying it isn't true?...
Yea...verily I say unto you that the Blessed Virgin shall appear in a skanky freeway underpass...what?...
...here...see for yourself...
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Make no mistake...he is "currently excited"......
...and the "winner" is...this brilliant mind...that figured out how to find a link on Google and use it to find something...hmmmm...get a life! part four...
I somehow feel I need to add this...
Five Things You Need to Understand...
1. Everything you see or read on the internet is not necessarily true.
2. While it is common knowledge that there is a secret military base at what is called Area 51...few people are aware that Will Smith is NOT capable of knocking out an alien with a single punch.
3. We really...yes...Really...did land on the moon several times.
4. Oswald shot and killed J.F.K./...don't even go there...yes..by himself...(not that hard to do from where he was)...
5. Yes it is possible that Ronald Reagan was a gay alien...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
6. Oh...so you are counting and you caught me!...did I mention everything you read on the net just could/might maybe not be true?...
This is cool!...And yes... I want one!
Hope that helps! Don't thank me! It is my pleasure!
Signed,
The Management...
I somehow feel I need to add this...
Five Things You Need to Understand...
1. Everything you see or read on the internet is not necessarily true.
2. While it is common knowledge that there is a secret military base at what is called Area 51...few people are aware that Will Smith is NOT capable of knocking out an alien with a single punch.
3. We really...yes...Really...did land on the moon several times.
4. Oswald shot and killed J.F.K./...don't even go there...yes..by himself...(not that hard to do from where he was)...
5. Yes it is possible that Ronald Reagan was a gay alien...(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
6. Oh...so you are counting and you caught me!...did I mention everything you read on the net just could/might maybe not be true?...
This is cool!...And yes... I want one!
Hope that helps! Don't thank me! It is my pleasure!
Signed,
The Management...
ok folks..."SuP"?...Lemme tell ya ..."SuP"?
Yes I know this band is in my links section but a lot of people never get over to the links section.
Yes I know I am promoting the hell out of this band by posting this again here...
It's just that I have lived inside Dallas, Texas music for going on 25 years now and this band...well...check them out and decide for yourself.
Yes, I know my opinion is a bit tainted as far as being objective...
All I can say is; "I know "it" when I hear "it"...this band rocks!...
Yes I know I am promoting the hell out of this band by posting this again here...
It's just that I have lived inside Dallas, Texas music for going on 25 years now and this band...well...check them out and decide for yourself.
Yes, I know my opinion is a bit tainted as far as being objective...
All I can say is; "I know "it" when I hear "it"...this band rocks!...
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
does 666 = www./Find out the truth!?...or something like it...
...this could have been really really interesting...then...to borrow a phrase from The Devil's Own...it just gave me tired head...Posted as a public service for all ya'll...just so you will not have to wonder about this anymore...
http://www.av1611.org/666/www_666.html
http://www.av1611.org/666/www_666.html
"SuP"? exclusive...Republican arrested in Highland Park!
April 12, 2005
Dallas, Texas
In what can only be described as a complete SNAFU X 2…
…a CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN was arrested today in The Town of Highland Park.
“This has thrown the entire community back on it’s heels” one resident was heard to say. “That just never has been the way we handle things around here.”
This arrest comes only a short time after The Bubble Police arrested a long time resident Grandmother; dragging her from her home in handcuffs for some ridiculous thing called “outstanding warrants from unpaid fines.” That arrest sparked National and International debate and led to a substantial Bubble Police policy change.
“It has always been our policy not to change our policies due to any outside influence.
However we do reserve the right to “update” existing policies based on the level of downright embarrassin’ press we get.”
Though the mayor could not be reached for comment the Township does have a track record of arresting Mezcans, Blacks, Long Haired Scruffy Lookin’ Types…and Democrats; in no particular order.
This afternoon’s corruption of this tradition will no doubt send more shockwaves through the community.
“Today’s incident is a sad reflection on what is wrong with our Township today”; remarked a source close to the Town Council. "You sure as hell will not see this sort of thing happening after "Dubya” gets here. I will just betcha that ‘merican Civil Liberties Union had something to do with this.
The Democrats are upset about losing the election and somehow have infiltrated our police department.”
When “SuP"? pointed out that it could have been mezcans or blacks or scruffy long hairs the source stated he believed “they” had sumthin’ to do with it too.
“SuP”? will not identify the hapless Rebubblycan. That would be cruel. We are told by the man’s representative that the cop told him the whole thing could be settled for $600.00 and change.
Maybe life in the “Bubble” will be ok after all.
and a comment of note...
Well, yes, I must confess, that it was ME who was so rudely and unjustly treated by the HP police Dept. I was rudely treated, that is, until I got to the police station: It was at the police dept., once we were behind closed doors, that the police informed me that due to State mandate, that they HAD to arrest me. It seems that once a year, the HP Police dept. must arrest ONE Republican. I, dear bloggers, was the chosen republican this year. Yes, the arrest was brutal at the arrest site (tight handcuffs, foul language, hints of bribery, etc.). But, once I was safely behind closed doors at the police station, I was greeted by 4 stunning female members of the HP High School varsity cheerleading squad. Two rubbed by back, while the other two "took care of me". I was then treated to a nice warm brie, with rye crackers, a chilled 1986 Chateau du Drexel quenced my thirst. A few minutes later, a cart was wheeled before me compliments of the "HP Arts Patron League for Diversity". The cart held a tasty rack of lamb, lightly seasoned, with sugar snap peas and "Armstrong Park honey glazed carrots". To top it off, I feasted on a tiramisu desert that was served from the tight belly of one of the "cheerleaders". As I was reclining and "hanging" with the girls, the mayor came in an apologized about my untimely "arrest". He let me know that once a year, a non-HP resident, who is a certified republican is arrested-this is only for show. You see, he explained, the State of Texas would withhold state funds of $2.5 million-because HP police have been shown that they ONLY arrest democrats, mexicans, blacks and the occasional homosexual. If HP can prove that they indeed arrest republicans, then the state money is theirs. Anyway, my cell phone is ringing-I think it is one of the girls-I think her parents will be out of town this weekend!
Dallas, Texas
In what can only be described as a complete SNAFU X 2…
…a CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN was arrested today in The Town of Highland Park.
“This has thrown the entire community back on it’s heels” one resident was heard to say. “That just never has been the way we handle things around here.”
This arrest comes only a short time after The Bubble Police arrested a long time resident Grandmother; dragging her from her home in handcuffs for some ridiculous thing called “outstanding warrants from unpaid fines.” That arrest sparked National and International debate and led to a substantial Bubble Police policy change.
“It has always been our policy not to change our policies due to any outside influence.
However we do reserve the right to “update” existing policies based on the level of downright embarrassin’ press we get.”
Though the mayor could not be reached for comment the Township does have a track record of arresting Mezcans, Blacks, Long Haired Scruffy Lookin’ Types…and Democrats; in no particular order.
This afternoon’s corruption of this tradition will no doubt send more shockwaves through the community.
“Today’s incident is a sad reflection on what is wrong with our Township today”; remarked a source close to the Town Council. "You sure as hell will not see this sort of thing happening after "Dubya” gets here. I will just betcha that ‘merican Civil Liberties Union had something to do with this.
The Democrats are upset about losing the election and somehow have infiltrated our police department.”
When “SuP"? pointed out that it could have been mezcans or blacks or scruffy long hairs the source stated he believed “they” had sumthin’ to do with it too.
“SuP”? will not identify the hapless Rebubblycan. That would be cruel. We are told by the man’s representative that the cop told him the whole thing could be settled for $600.00 and change.
Maybe life in the “Bubble” will be ok after all.
and a comment of note...
Well, yes, I must confess, that it was ME who was so rudely and unjustly treated by the HP police Dept. I was rudely treated, that is, until I got to the police station: It was at the police dept., once we were behind closed doors, that the police informed me that due to State mandate, that they HAD to arrest me. It seems that once a year, the HP Police dept. must arrest ONE Republican. I, dear bloggers, was the chosen republican this year. Yes, the arrest was brutal at the arrest site (tight handcuffs, foul language, hints of bribery, etc.). But, once I was safely behind closed doors at the police station, I was greeted by 4 stunning female members of the HP High School varsity cheerleading squad. Two rubbed by back, while the other two "took care of me". I was then treated to a nice warm brie, with rye crackers, a chilled 1986 Chateau du Drexel quenced my thirst. A few minutes later, a cart was wheeled before me compliments of the "HP Arts Patron League for Diversity". The cart held a tasty rack of lamb, lightly seasoned, with sugar snap peas and "Armstrong Park honey glazed carrots". To top it off, I feasted on a tiramisu desert that was served from the tight belly of one of the "cheerleaders". As I was reclining and "hanging" with the girls, the mayor came in an apologized about my untimely "arrest". He let me know that once a year, a non-HP resident, who is a certified republican is arrested-this is only for show. You see, he explained, the State of Texas would withhold state funds of $2.5 million-because HP police have been shown that they ONLY arrest democrats, mexicans, blacks and the occasional homosexual. If HP can prove that they indeed arrest republicans, then the state money is theirs. Anyway, my cell phone is ringing-I think it is one of the girls-I think her parents will be out of town this weekend!
Friday, April 08, 2005
"SuP" is on weekend highateus...
and will return?...meanwhile you can find Johno in the Glen Rose area...
here...
on top of a large hill called Chalk Mountain...where my task shall be restoration on all fronts...with a thirty mile view...
See you on Monday or so...
Until then..."SuP"?
here...
on top of a large hill called Chalk Mountain...where my task shall be restoration on all fronts...with a thirty mile view...
See you on Monday or so...
Until then..."SuP"?
Spammer gets 9 years..."SuP" throws huge party!...
well...I did display an evil grin and toast the karma gods...
!@#$%^&*Spammers!
!@#$%^&*Spammers!
Answers to questions...(Archives)...
1. Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
3. The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
4. You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
3. The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
4. You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Well said and Amen...
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
...Ben "Lightnin' Rod" Franklin
...Ben "Lightnin' Rod" Franklin
In Other News...
N.A.S.A wants you to know that since we all really really need another shuttle flight to make us all forget about everything else and the last shuttle flight which blew up basically over my house...that the cracks in the insulation on this shuttle really don't matter...
Well, wadda ya know...he IS a Big Pussy...
imagine my surprise that a large = fat man from the east coast who formerly earned a living playing a Jersey mobster could grab his girlfriends hair and slam her head against the interior of a car...etc. etc. etc.
By the way here is a couple o' clues on how to tie yer frickin' shoelaces...
just in case ya don't know...or maybe ya forgot...I just wonder...ya think?...much?...
...lately?...
By the way here is a couple o' clues on how to tie yer frickin' shoelaces...
just in case ya don't know...or maybe ya forgot...I just wonder...ya think?...much?...
...lately?...
"F". James Sensenbrenner III (R-Wis.)...
who gets to decide the definition?...Him?...
www.nypost.com/entertainment/43961.htm
...go milk some cows jimmy...
www.nypost.com/entertainment/43961.htm
...go milk some cows jimmy...
Monday, April 04, 2005
Our Friends In The Animal Kingdom...
a/
Did I mention I hate Mondays?...sheesh...
The are many strange forms of life like this one discovered by the Japanese.
...I researched it,(a little), and apparently it is the rare RatBeaver<
The Secret Life Of Lobsters...
...go ahead and ask a Lobster a question or tell it a Lobster story...
I dare you...
It's small and furry and I Want One!
Ok! Kids!...We are now going to visit dangerous members of the Animal Kingdom so we better get dressed for it...
First up boys and girls is a snake eating a kangaroo...
Wasn't that fun?
Next Kids, I want to introduce you to Zeke and Floyd who are going to feed a little piggy to a python. Floyd and Zeke both wanna make sure you understand that they take no pleasure in doing this, despite the obvious looks of sinister delight as they hold the harmless little piggy and it squeals for it's life just before being fed to the snake.
Zeke and Floyd wish to point out that they are both pretty much used to squealing and being fed snake too. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)...
Just please don't try this at home kids...Any of it...
Did I mention I hate Mondays?...sheesh...
The are many strange forms of life like this one discovered by the Japanese.
...I researched it,(a little), and apparently it is the rare RatBeaver<
The Secret Life Of Lobsters...
...go ahead and ask a Lobster a question or tell it a Lobster story...
I dare you...
It's small and furry and I Want One!
Ok! Kids!...We are now going to visit dangerous members of the Animal Kingdom so we better get dressed for it...
First up boys and girls is a snake eating a kangaroo...
Wasn't that fun?
Next Kids, I want to introduce you to Zeke and Floyd who are going to feed a little piggy to a python. Floyd and Zeke both wanna make sure you understand that they take no pleasure in doing this, despite the obvious looks of sinister delight as they hold the harmless little piggy and it squeals for it's life just before being fed to the snake.
Zeke and Floyd wish to point out that they are both pretty much used to squealing and being fed snake too. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)...
Just please don't try this at home kids...Any of it...
Sunday, April 03, 2005
It's real...it's on the net...so it must be...right?
from one man to another...We know a Pretty Woman when we see one don't we? "If you have written any stories about"...please get immediate help!
Oh C'mon Now!...
You too can enjoy a Schiavo sandwich or the Pope on Pita bread...
Hey!...I'm just a reporter here...
As a matter of fact I really believe this is un-called for!
This guy on the other hand shows true courage in his actions...and where would the www be without him telling us all about it?
(Now if all he had was the fold out little file on a pair of fingernail clippers then I would pay Big Bucks to watch that)! I do recommend he contact "fleshdonor" ahead of time though...
No need to mail or comment...I'm a mind reader...
more proof...
Hey!...I'm just a reporter here...
As a matter of fact I really believe this is un-called for!
This guy on the other hand shows true courage in his actions...and where would the www be without him telling us all about it?
(Now if all he had was the fold out little file on a pair of fingernail clippers then I would pay Big Bucks to watch that)! I do recommend he contact "fleshdonor" ahead of time though...
No need to mail or comment...I'm a mind reader...
more proof...
old news flash...It's the END of THE WORLD...well, in 2007...well, the U.S. anyway...
There will be like these two really big waves or something and they will like totally be really radical ya know and then like everybody will like swim for a while up to like Canada. I'm not stupid. Canada is North and therefore upstream.
I'm swimming to Tahiti.
I'm swimming to Tahiti.
It's Bright!...It's Green!...I want one!...
...or ten...
next time somebody flashes that "secret satan sign" at me...(insert light sabre wav file here)
hee...hee...
no I never wanted to be Luke Skywalker...really...No...really!
next time somebody flashes that "secret satan sign" at me...(insert light sabre wav file here)
hee...hee...
no I never wanted to be Luke Skywalker...really...No...really!
"SuP" New here?...clicky the Archives...bottom @ right...
It will not help this site make any more sense but it will help to make/keep you completely insane...
And please be aware that I do add to existing posts quite often...
Hope this was helpfull information...
Don't thank me...It's my pleasure...
Signed,
The Management
And please be aware that I do add to existing posts quite often...
Hope this was helpfull information...
Don't thank me...It's my pleasure...
Signed,
The Management
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