Bush refuses to admit mistake. Says Antartica will remain terrorist state until all inhabitants have been killed, detained, or brought to a "secure" enclosure and tortured.
One official declined to comment on Bush's claim to the flightless waterfowl that they could "Do things my way or take the highway."...
"The President's lack of understanding that there are no "highways" in Antartica is beside the point."
Sources say no lighters were found either.
The top-head federal guy in charge did say; "It was mighty suspicious that each one of the suspects was carrying (6) six books of matches."
"We were able to ass 'r tain that they were not wearing shoes...so we let them board the flight."
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