Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Still having a great day?...
Watch this...
You will be inspired to set yourself on fire and jump off a cliff!
You will be inspired to set yourself on fire and jump off a cliff!
Need a map?...
If you are male...look here...
If you are female...Do Not try to read this!
(And no ladies, we are NEVER lost)!
If you are female...Do Not try to read this!
(And no ladies, we are NEVER lost)!
Firefox extensions...
here...
Do not add anything on to IE7!!! There have been nasty unconfirmed reports that your CPU will melt!
Do not add anything on to IE7!!! There have been nasty unconfirmed reports that your CPU will melt!
To blog or not to blog?...
How and what?
How much of what content?
All very deep questions that I have been asking myself of late...
The answer to all of them is "Just post the stuff Johno!"
There are serious blogs out there...
This was never really meant to be one of them...
I may vent here from time to time on serious topics...but this is done more to spare my friends the verbal beating of listening.
You, dear internet; take the beating instead.
I have made time to add some seasonal colors here...
Y'er welcome...
On with the show...
;-)
How much of what content?
All very deep questions that I have been asking myself of late...
The answer to all of them is "Just post the stuff Johno!"
There are serious blogs out there...
This was never really meant to be one of them...
I may vent here from time to time on serious topics...but this is done more to spare my friends the verbal beating of listening.
You, dear internet; take the beating instead.
I have made time to add some seasonal colors here...
Y'er welcome...
On with the show...
;-)
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Yo!...Georgie Boy!...
Mr. President,
On September 11, 2001 you had the resources of the entire world begging to let them help you and your country.
The attacks and follow-up invasion of Afghanistan was something the whole world understood.
The questions began in Iraq.
The questions remain in Iraq.
Afghanistan could have been the new democracy you seek in the region.
Instead it is doomed to return to warlord/druglord rule.
Poppy production has never been higher as a new spirit of co-operation and “dealing” sweeps the country.
Heroin production will reach an all time high this year.
We do not now and never have questioned the “troops”.
We know them, much better than you.
That fact that you tie our questioning of your policies to our patriotism; says little about us and speaks volumes, about you and your administration.
And no matter how many times you try to convince us that some lame-f--- like Saddam was a threat to us.
Well, we just don’t think so.
We never have thought so.
We never will think so.
There is something you do not understand.
We are proud Americans.
And we think you are a complete ass!
On September 11, 2001 you had the resources of the entire world begging to let them help you and your country.
The attacks and follow-up invasion of Afghanistan was something the whole world understood.
The questions began in Iraq.
The questions remain in Iraq.
Afghanistan could have been the new democracy you seek in the region.
Instead it is doomed to return to warlord/druglord rule.
Poppy production has never been higher as a new spirit of co-operation and “dealing” sweeps the country.
Heroin production will reach an all time high this year.
We do not now and never have questioned the “troops”.
We know them, much better than you.
That fact that you tie our questioning of your policies to our patriotism; says little about us and speaks volumes, about you and your administration.
And no matter how many times you try to convince us that some lame-f--- like Saddam was a threat to us.
Well, we just don’t think so.
We never have thought so.
We never will think so.
There is something you do not understand.
We are proud Americans.
And we think you are a complete ass!
Thursday, October 26, 2006
A sign of the times...The Story of Two Assholes...
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello." I politely said,
"This is John. Could I please speak with Robert ?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right fuckin’
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call
him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
So I blocked my caller ID and called the number again and said; "Hi, this is John Smith with the phone company. I'm calling to test your caller ID.
Do you show this call as blocked?” He said; “Yes, I do!”
I told him; "That's because you're an asshole!"
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always
cheered me up.
One day I was at a local shopping center, getting ready to pull into a
parking spot. Some guy in a full sized Hummer cut me off and
pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I
noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the ‘Hummer’
asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Hummer for sale?"
Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at -------, in Highland Park. It's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Steve?"
"I'm home most days as I need to be.”
"Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?" "Yes?"
"Steve, you're an asshole!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
Then one day I came up with
an idea.
I called asshole #1.
"Hello?"
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Steve."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at --------, in Highland Park and if you are too fucking stupid to find it, there is a gunmetal gray Hummer parked out in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start
saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ASSHOLE!," and hung up.
Then I called asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll do what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass!"; he exclaimed.
I answered; "Well, dip-shit, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at --------, in Highland Park, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover. I said that I was in the National Guard and heavily armed.
Then I called every local news station about the war going down in Highland Park
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Highland Park.
I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of sixteen police cars, two SWAT teams, an overhead police helicopter and five news crews.
Result...
Now I feel MUCH better!...
Lessons...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know.
And don't be an asshole!
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello." I politely said,
"This is John. Could I please speak with Robert ?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right fuckin’
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call
him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
So I blocked my caller ID and called the number again and said; "Hi, this is John Smith with the phone company. I'm calling to test your caller ID.
Do you show this call as blocked?” He said; “Yes, I do!”
I told him; "That's because you're an asshole!"
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always
cheered me up.
One day I was at a local shopping center, getting ready to pull into a
parking spot. Some guy in a full sized Hummer cut me off and
pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I
noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the ‘Hummer’
asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Hummer for sale?"
Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at -------, in Highland Park. It's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Steve?"
"I'm home most days as I need to be.”
"Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?" "Yes?"
"Steve, you're an asshole!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
Then one day I came up with
an idea.
I called asshole #1.
"Hello?"
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Steve."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at --------, in Highland Park and if you are too fucking stupid to find it, there is a gunmetal gray Hummer parked out in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start
saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ASSHOLE!," and hung up.
Then I called asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll do what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass!"; he exclaimed.
I answered; "Well, dip-shit, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at --------, in Highland Park, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover. I said that I was in the National Guard and heavily armed.
Then I called every local news station about the war going down in Highland Park
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Highland Park.
I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of sixteen police cars, two SWAT teams, an overhead police helicopter and five news crews.
Result...
Now I feel MUCH better!...
Lessons...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know.
And don't be an asshole!
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Spase People
they come from space no they dont come from here
these are the space people
they are from a different planet
space people
they're not of this earth
they're from outer space
oooh space people
space people
space people
i was outside one day in my backyard
and i saw the space people camped out in my yard
they said we are not from here
we're space people
we're not of this earth
cuz we are from space
oooh space people
space people
we're space people
these are the space people
they are from a different planet
space people
they're not of this earth
they're from outer space
oooh space people
space people
space people
i was outside one day in my backyard
and i saw the space people camped out in my yard
they said we are not from here
we're space people
we're not of this earth
cuz we are from space
oooh space people
space people
we're space people
Friday, October 13, 2006
Random thoughts...
Careful with that Ax, Eugene
Syd Barrett
...
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is almost over.
Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule.
Paraphrase of President Ford's inauguration speech following Watergate
...
America is the greatest idea in the world, even if we as Americans are not always the best at recognizing that. The least little thing we do to remind ourselves of what it means to us to be free; is a small step towards the ideal.
Johno
...
In joining battle, seek the quick victory. If battle is protracted, your weapons will be blunted and your troops demoralized. If you lay siege to a walled city, you exhaust your strength. If your armies are kept in the field for a long time, your national reserves will not suffice. Where you have blunted your weapons, demoralized your troops, exhausted your strength and depleted all available resources, the neighboring rulers will take advantage of your adversity to strike. And even with the wisest of counsel, you will not be able to turn the ensuing consequences to the good. There never has been a state that has benefited from an extended war.
---
Know your enemy.
Sun-Tzu's fifth century B.C. classic, The Art of War
...
Without freedom of thought there can be no such thing as wisdom; and no such thing as liberty without freedom of speech.
Benjamin Franklin
...
The first responsibility of any President, is to defend The Constitution;
all other things are second...
Johno
...
The King would have it so the realm obeyed. The King...would be King!
Johno
...
Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh?
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Syd Barrett
...
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is almost over.
Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule.
Paraphrase of President Ford's inauguration speech following Watergate
...
America is the greatest idea in the world, even if we as Americans are not always the best at recognizing that. The least little thing we do to remind ourselves of what it means to us to be free; is a small step towards the ideal.
Johno
...
In joining battle, seek the quick victory. If battle is protracted, your weapons will be blunted and your troops demoralized. If you lay siege to a walled city, you exhaust your strength. If your armies are kept in the field for a long time, your national reserves will not suffice. Where you have blunted your weapons, demoralized your troops, exhausted your strength and depleted all available resources, the neighboring rulers will take advantage of your adversity to strike. And even with the wisest of counsel, you will not be able to turn the ensuing consequences to the good. There never has been a state that has benefited from an extended war.
---
Know your enemy.
Sun-Tzu's fifth century B.C. classic, The Art of War
...
Without freedom of thought there can be no such thing as wisdom; and no such thing as liberty without freedom of speech.
Benjamin Franklin
...
The first responsibility of any President, is to defend The Constitution;
all other things are second...
Johno
...
The King would have it so the realm obeyed. The King...would be King!
Johno
...
Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh?
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Monday, October 09, 2006
A reader submits this...
which I had found on two other web sites but this version is better...
It is a quicktime download of short duration...
here...
It is a quicktime download of short duration...
here...
Gee!...ya think?...much?...lately?
“The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros.”
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
This...could be good!...
Might even be worth going to Arizona...
(there is a certain WoW factor here)...
(there is a certain WoW factor here)...
Now if everyone would pass this around...
To everyone they know...
and we all sent one...
to...
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C.
Wouldn't that be a bit of fun?...
and we all sent one...
to...
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C.
Wouldn't that be a bit of fun?...
Public Service Announcement...Graphic Warning!...
If you live in the United States and are over Eighteen years of age;
it is your duty as a citizen to read this...
it is your duty as a citizen to read this...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Let's dismiss all the naysayers...and the facts.
Let's dismiss everyone who has a valid argument with this administration.
Let's forget that there are some extremely intelligent people who oppose it.
For some very informed reasons.
We should also forget the mistakes made by this administration.
And the national heartbreak they turned into a twisted mandate.
Let's forget our resolve and our fear at committing our children.
Let's forget how our son's and daughter's were sent off to defend our country against further attacks.
And instead, were used to yet another politician's own designs.
Are you able to accept that the current course is for a much wider war?
Are you ready to send two generations of America's youth to justify George W. Bush's policy decisions?
Three generations to justify the Iraq War?
I am not.
Attacking people who had nothing to do with attacking us, is not the answer to anything.
They know that, and so do we.
Let's forget that there are some extremely intelligent people who oppose it.
For some very informed reasons.
We should also forget the mistakes made by this administration.
And the national heartbreak they turned into a twisted mandate.
Let's forget our resolve and our fear at committing our children.
Let's forget how our son's and daughter's were sent off to defend our country against further attacks.
And instead, were used to yet another politician's own designs.
Are you able to accept that the current course is for a much wider war?
Are you ready to send two generations of America's youth to justify George W. Bush's policy decisions?
Three generations to justify the Iraq War?
I am not.
Attacking people who had nothing to do with attacking us, is not the answer to anything.
They know that, and so do we.
Well...Hell!...That solves everything!...
"Most immigrants come to America with good intentions, but not all of them," Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) said in supporting the bill. "We need an enforcement-first approach … [that] allows us to get full operational control of our border."
Bill, yer an idiot!
'full operational control of our border'...roflmao...
Walls have been built many times throughout history Will-ham...
And they all fall down...
they are breeched...
they are torn down again by the people...
or they crumble away into history...
Just a bit simplistic in your thinking there Billy boy!
Bill, yer an idiot!
'full operational control of our border'...roflmao...
Walls have been built many times throughout history Will-ham...
And they all fall down...
they are breeched...
they are torn down again by the people...
or they crumble away into history...
Just a bit simplistic in your thinking there Billy boy!
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Blogger Statement:
We are trying our best to bring you a lot of things that may or may not work from time to time depending on how many things we are working on from time to time.
We @ Google are so caught up in bringing you new beta things...we just thought you would be thrilled!
One blog's response...
I want my computer to work...every time.
I want my browser to work...every time.
And I want my frickin' blog to work...every time!
...beta you should think about that some...
We @ Google are so caught up in bringing you new beta things...we just thought you would be thrilled!
One blog's response...
I want my computer to work...every time.
I want my browser to work...every time.
And I want my frickin' blog to work...every time!
...beta you should think about that some...
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Meanwhile back on the internet...
Credit where credit is due...
thatimagesite.con...will get no credit from me...
unless they would add to each photo they hi-jacked...the place or person they received it from...
That's all I'm asking...
None of us has time to credit all the things we refer to on the net...
Then again...most of us try...
Act like it is your internet...
And it will be.
thatimagesite.con...will get no credit from me...
unless they would add to each photo they hi-jacked...the place or person they received it from...
That's all I'm asking...
None of us has time to credit all the things we refer to on the net...
Then again...most of us try...
Act like it is your internet...
And it will be.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Speaking of metaphors...
Gotcha, didn't I?...
Puppies always work!...
Think about it...
through the looking glass over and over again the same
Puppies always work!...
Think about it...
through the looking glass over and over again the same
So I'm driving home...
After a long day at work and a few beers.
I'm tired.
I just want to get home to a hot shower and a cold night-cap.
So I drive extremely carefully.
What if I had left five minutes before?
Five minutes later?
What if my windshield was a little cleaner?
What if that car, wasn't in the other lane beside me, pinning me against the median?
In a very few seconds...My options were gone...
A 6 month old black pup is difficult to see at night...
But, I saw it.
Even looked into his eyes.
Time seemed to slow down...
Watched his tail wagging.
Heard him yelp as the front end of my truck broke his neck.
I did not set out to kill anything today.
But I did.
And there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it.
In those very few seconds I decided not to wreck my truck and my life for that dog.
And created another ghost I will carry with me the rest of my life...
I'm tired.
I just want to get home to a hot shower and a cold night-cap.
So I drive extremely carefully.
What if I had left five minutes before?
Five minutes later?
What if my windshield was a little cleaner?
What if that car, wasn't in the other lane beside me, pinning me against the median?
In a very few seconds...My options were gone...
A 6 month old black pup is difficult to see at night...
But, I saw it.
Even looked into his eyes.
Time seemed to slow down...
Watched his tail wagging.
Heard him yelp as the front end of my truck broke his neck.
I did not set out to kill anything today.
But I did.
And there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it.
In those very few seconds I decided not to wreck my truck and my life for that dog.
And created another ghost I will carry with me the rest of my life...
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Ahem...as I was saying...let me see if I have this right...
Transcript:
QUESTION: Mr. President, former Secretary of State Colin Powell says, The world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism. If a former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and former secretary of state feels this way, don’t you think that Americans and the rest of the world are beginning to wonder whether you’re following a flawed strategy?
BUSH: If there’s any comparison between the compassion and decency of the American people and the terrorist tactics of extremists, it’s flawed logic. It’s just — I simply can’t accept that. It’s unacceptable to think that there’s any kind of comparison between the behavior of the United States of America and the action of Islamic extremists who kill innocent women and children to achieve an objective.
Once again the question asked, is not answered...with many american service people putting their lives on the line...
Within the realm of sanity...does anyone want to tell me that Colin Powell's logic is flawed?...
QUESTION: Mr. President, former Secretary of State Colin Powell says, The world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism. If a former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and former secretary of state feels this way, don’t you think that Americans and the rest of the world are beginning to wonder whether you’re following a flawed strategy?
BUSH: If there’s any comparison between the compassion and decency of the American people and the terrorist tactics of extremists, it’s flawed logic. It’s just — I simply can’t accept that. It’s unacceptable to think that there’s any kind of comparison between the behavior of the United States of America and the action of Islamic extremists who kill innocent women and children to achieve an objective.
Once again the question asked, is not answered...with many american service people putting their lives on the line...
Within the realm of sanity...does anyone want to tell me that Colin Powell's logic is flawed?...
Attention!...java wankers!...
You are lame...
and yer mom wants you to come up out of the basement for dinner...
and yer mom wants you to come up out of the basement for dinner...
The clock is ticking...
tick...tock...tick...tock...
Watch this guy folks!...
That is way too much time, for him to fuck up again!
Watch this guy folks!...
That is way too much time, for him to fuck up again!
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Art...Because it is a mirror!...
And we need it!...
Step one = Concept...
Step two = Execution...
Just want to say that this artist really took things a little bit too far out of what the world is used to...
And I freakin' love it!
Step one = Concept...
Step two = Execution...
Just want to say that this artist really took things a little bit too far out of what the world is used to...
And I freakin' love it!
No matter where you go...
There you are...
And any amount and type of baggage you bring with you...
Determines...where you are going.
Only, if you let it.
And any amount and type of baggage you bring with you...
Determines...where you are going.
Only, if you let it.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Schoolchildren recall 9/11 with Bush ...
"His face just started to turn red," said Tyler, now 13 and in seventh grade. "I thought, personally, he had to go to the bathroom."
here...
here...
Random FAQs
If I see one, shouldn’t I shoot it? I’ll be famous!
OregonBigfoot.com takes a STRICTLY passive approach to research and strongly condemns anyone who would kill something just to appease their curiosity or to acquire fame and fortune (which is unlikely in any event!) Many speculate that a body is necessary to prove the creature’s existence “so that laws can be passed to protect it”. But there ARE laws. It is illegal to shoot ANY animal out of season - and if these things turn out to be nearer to human than animal (which I suspect is the case), the “discoverer” may find himself facing a manslaughter charge. A dead body won’t tell us how they live, how they behave… only a live study will do that. Finally, the only accounts of true aggression have occured when a Bigfoot is attacked. Remember the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park? Don’t EVER assume a Bigfoot creature is alone… to do so and to shoot at it is foolhardy and dangerous.
here...
OregonBigfoot.com takes a STRICTLY passive approach to research and strongly condemns anyone who would kill something just to appease their curiosity or to acquire fame and fortune (which is unlikely in any event!) Many speculate that a body is necessary to prove the creature’s existence “so that laws can be passed to protect it”. But there ARE laws. It is illegal to shoot ANY animal out of season - and if these things turn out to be nearer to human than animal (which I suspect is the case), the “discoverer” may find himself facing a manslaughter charge. A dead body won’t tell us how they live, how they behave… only a live study will do that. Finally, the only accounts of true aggression have occured when a Bigfoot is attacked. Remember the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park? Don’t EVER assume a Bigfoot creature is alone… to do so and to shoot at it is foolhardy and dangerous.
here...
Even rats know...
to leave a sinking ship of fools...
Bush said we would be fighting terrorists "in the streets of our own cities" if we withdrew from Iraq without victory.
How much more twisted is his logic going to get in the next two years?
Bush said we would be fighting terrorists "in the streets of our own cities" if we withdrew from Iraq without victory.
How much more twisted is his logic going to get in the next two years?
Aye, the President is an incompetent boob Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Aye, filthy sons o'a sea biscuit be lead by scalwags. Aye, me parrot concurs.
Monday, September 04, 2006
It is amazing to me that a free thinking people....
Can be labeled radical...
And that some of the most radical things we do...as a people...
are represented as conservative...
Hell, I'm confused!
Is it any wonder at all that the rest of the world is too?
Get up...
Stand up...
Stand up for your rights!...
Don't give up the fight!
And that some of the most radical things we do...as a people...
are represented as conservative...
Hell, I'm confused!
Is it any wonder at all that the rest of the world is too?
Get up...
Stand up...
Stand up for your rights!...
Don't give up the fight!
1,000 and 1 uses...
none of which...I can tell you about here...
Because if I did...I would be on some NSA or FBI or Department of Homeland Stupidity ...data base...
(Right Johno!...LOL!...(Like you are not already)...
Because if I did...I would be on some NSA or FBI or Department of Homeland Stupidity ...data base...
(Right Johno!...LOL!...(Like you are not already)...
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