Thursday, January 26, 2006

2005 Satire News Awards...

(it is still January)...

4 or 5 tunnels...

found since 9/11...no worries...

this one...(1)...had some hoochie coochie in it...

I don't know about you...but I feel much safer...

Donald Rumsfeld was allegedly quoted as saying;
"We are well aware of the potential for other things and people to have traveled through those tunnels; but let's be clear here"...

"No indication has been given that there may actually be more of these tunnels; nor has any indication been given that we might actually know about it if there were."

oh...you betcha...
I feel much safer...

For Wannabe

...Rock Stars...
(not that there is anything wrong with that)...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

End Of The World...

webcams...here...

O.M.G!!!...It's The End Of The World!...

Really!!!

(maybe)...

Well it could be...in Alaska...

(stop smirking at your screen, you don't know either)...

Sean Penn...Get a life!...

really dude!...get a frickin' life!...

I can tell you Everything you want to know about the net Sean...

Please send 5 (five) million dollars to: supjohno@hotmail.com

Oh...and Gee!...I sure hope...

that wasn't annoying to anyone...

Mr. Mayor!...Since a lot of people sent your city a lot of money...(including this blog)...

In today's; "Gee I wish I had not said that!" file...

Ahoy!

me hardys!...

Arrgh!...

Dude!...

...nice timing dude!

Yoski!...SuP Ya'll?

Yup!...We got a pill...

for that...

Suddenly...Johno realized that he really was...

not that much of a geek...

(not that there is anything wrong with that)...

reallly, really, really, Steven! You should make an ET sequel!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

well said and amen...

i am still passionate about the systematic de-construction of america.

remember america?
civil rights?
with liberty and justice for all?

last week the headlines in the des moines register said;

"Bush asserts spying allowed by constitution."

and most of america didn't even flinch.

by mr. ignition...

Q.& A.

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

It's coming....

Advocates of Macrosuck...please let me explain...

I bought a very expensive computer on my budget.
Your favorite corporation, decided they would give me three months of office...
then I had to shell out an additional $150.00 to use it beyond that.

Let's go back to basics, shall we?

When you act like a monopoly that does not have to care, you then get treated like assholes!

Glad we could have this conversation...

no,no...please don't thank me...

Hi!...I'm Bill Gates!...and I want you to get used to seeing this blue screen...



...because it is likely you might see it for about twenty years or so...
not that we rushed product to market without consideration of the end user mind you!

Art...'cause we need it...

another year in review thingy...

(it is still January)...

Darwin Awards 2005...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Yup...that's what we need!...

More government regulation of the internet...

After all, look how well they've done with everything else!

I sincerely hope I made my point...

regardless of if you agree with me or not...

...(a seemingly important document I found on the internet)...

U.S. Constitution - Amendment 1

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Here is an annoying photograph...for the President...

Now this annoys the Hell outta me...but, wtf do I know?...

Other than apparently getting a BJ and then lying about it...is cause for impeachment...

While starting a war, getting people killed and lying about it...
leaves plenty of time to carefully consider important legislation...

oh and gee...I sure hope you were not annoyed by that link!

What about this?...

Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith . Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith. Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know. My name is John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith . Here is something annoying. This is very annoying. Is it annoying enough for the feds to come get me? I don’t know.

Or This?...

Now, I don't suppose THIS would annoy anyone?...

Well...I guess we all had better brush up...

on what the definition of annoying is...

Hey Internet!...Guess What?

We are not permitted to annoy each other anymore without saying who we really are!

Everything is going to by god be fixed with this annoying internet thing-ama-jig...
... cause having solved all other problems in the U.S. and the world at large Georgey Boy has signed a law saying we have to identify ourselves and play nice!

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Wow!

...hmmmmm...(insert evil grin here)...

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Gilberto...

Con Dios...thank you my friend...

Gilberto Rivera is in a coma, having suffered several strokes...
he's on life support and is not expected to make it...

I can tell you that I am a harsh judge of character, and I would like to simply tell the world that this was a good man. A hard working man with family.

He did not have to be as much of a gentleman as he was...but he did not know how to do anything else...

A special thank you...to wimp.com...

blackjack...

Remember Kids!...



And so does the N.S.A.!
If you even mentioned the word terrorist while talking to your girlfriend about that strange guy at school...we heard it...just so ya know kids...just so ya know...

...and there is nothing you can do about it...'cause Georgee said we could...
...nah nah nah nah nah...

In Other News...

Spammer owes 11 billion...
that's Billion...with a B...

SuP?...throws huge party but tries to keep life in context and perspective...

"It's tough, to not want to say; ("Hey asshole!"...get the point yet?")

Free at last, free at last!...

thank god almighty we're free at last!...

That being said...

The House That Jack Built...

and then his beanstalk became flacid...fell over on him...and killed him...

That being said...

To be fair I included the most relevant excerpt...and the full quote...

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
Theodore Roosevelt, 1918

"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile."

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."
"Roosevelt in the Kansas City Star", 149
May 7, 1918

Let's take a short entertainment break...

before we get into the deeper stuff, shall we?

Speaking of viruses....

The Department of Homeland Security is one...
and here is part of the cure/fix...

btw...just so ya know...
the plural of virus...

I read Annie Frank's diary...again...not very interesting...

Language is a Virus...

...(sort of)...

Hours of fun for whole family!

...here...

So you don't forget...

order before midnight tonite!

Breaking News!...

SuP? states "truthiness" will be used throughout 2006!

Or maybe just more stuff like we published in 2005...we're not sure...

No,no...please don't thank me...
Signed,
The Management

Word!...2005!...

here...

Year in Review...continued, 2005 Mug Shots of the Year!

here...

So now, I'm back, with Important News!...

It was difficult, but, I found a way out...

Someone had used sacred talisman artifacts to create a devious trap...

Sorry folks! I got kinda stuck...