Saturday, December 10, 2005

There are so many things about this story...

that are really amazing...

How dumb do you have to be to hit a bullet with anything?
How dumb do you have to be to have the bullet pointed toward you, while hitting it with anything?

"There's a bunch of vital organs in there."
Yer sure about that now, ain't-cha ossifer Boland?

"It's like lighting a firecracker and throwing it, then going to pick it up when it doesn't go off," Boland said.
Actually, no. It's not like that at all.
Do you know or work for George Bush?

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