Some dumbass from Texas gets himself elected governor.
To do this the powers that be inside the elephant...fart him out.
They decide that he needs...'public appeal'...
Through a consortium he becomes 'part owner' of a major league baseball team...
The elephant continues to fart...
They run him for President of the United States...
(After all...His Daddy was one)...
Using scare tactics and lying just as his father did...He wins...
He is advised by Mr. Scare Tatic himself...Dick Cheney...
He begins to think this actually might work on more than one occasion...
9/11 happens...
He finds himself without answers...
He resorts to selling fear...and war...and war...and fear...
And the people buy it...
They hold him up high against all forces of evil...
Only to find out he is a paper tiger...
With little or no experience in the jungle...
Created by a giant elephant fart...
And now the elephants can't stand to be around him either...
The stink is just getting too strong!...
What did you think I said?
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