Cat Proof Your Keyboard!...

here...

Or as an alternative...Do what I do...

Step #1.
Threaten extreme violence...While looking cat square in the eye in best John Wayne voice...This never works, but it does help me to keep believing I am in charge!

Step #2.
Pour large amounts of treats in cat's dish, (cat knows you will do this if cat remains persistent)...
2.(b)...Cat knows when you are doing something really important and will therefore expect even more treats...

Step #3.
Cat overdoses on treats and passes out...

Step #4.
Repeat as needed...