Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Once More: Cell Phones and Brain Cancer?...
This time, there IS a link!...
For reasons I will not elaborate on here; I always suspected as much...
Suffice to say; in regard to all previous studies on the relationship between cell phones... and brain tumors...one must also believe...
1.Cigarettes do not cause lung cancer...
(and nicotine is not addicting)...
2.Exxon/Mobil really cares very deeply about the environment...
And...George W. Bush is the greatest president in the history of ever...
For reasons I will not elaborate on here; I always suspected as much...
Suffice to say; in regard to all previous studies on the relationship between cell phones... and brain tumors...one must also believe...
1.Cigarettes do not cause lung cancer...
(and nicotine is not addicting)...
2.Exxon/Mobil really cares very deeply about the environment...
And...George W. Bush is the greatest president in the history of ever...
Monday, April 10, 2006
Google...all about Google...on a blog...hosted by Google...
(just a test)...
watch it here...
A few and a bit critical...
hmmmm....let's see what happens...
Observations:
1. Spiffy!...
2. Wow!...those are some big teeth!...
3. (Talks like a man).
4. Be Happy!...Be Very Happy!...
5. Apparently things happen there...did i mention wow?...
6. The Googleplex?...okeydokey then...
7. Kiss ASS!!!...
8. Apparently Google has Big Impact!...(insert more wows and such here)...
9. My God...those are some big teeth!...
10. At Google, we are sooooo cool that we give away 20% of what we think is famous!...
11. They have "tech talks"!!!...
12. The Dreaded Google Fifteen...so that's what the huge teeth are for...okey dokey then...
13. gosh...golly...gee...they even have sand...
14. It's a frickin' cult...ok...got that?...lol...
15. I have really big teeth...and I have a lot of trouble keeping my eyes completely open!!!...
16. Ok...somebody start up some spirit!!!...(puking over here ya'll)...
17. If you watch our vid closely you will note that we have lots and lots of balls...everywhere...
18. Fuckin' Huge Teeth!...
19. 'olly 'ell...there were NO TEETH in that shot...did you see that?...
20. More balls though...sheesh...
21. OMG!!!...these people are sooooo cool!!!!...
watch it here...
A few and a bit critical...
hmmmm....let's see what happens...
Observations:
1. Spiffy!...
2. Wow!...those are some big teeth!...
3. (Talks like a man).
4. Be Happy!...Be Very Happy!...
5. Apparently things happen there...did i mention wow?...
6. The Googleplex?...okeydokey then...
7. Kiss ASS!!!...
8. Apparently Google has Big Impact!...(insert more wows and such here)...
9. My God...those are some big teeth!...
10. At Google, we are sooooo cool that we give away 20% of what we think is famous!...
11. They have "tech talks"!!!...
12. The Dreaded Google Fifteen...so that's what the huge teeth are for...okey dokey then...
13. gosh...golly...gee...they even have sand...
14. It's a frickin' cult...ok...got that?...lol...
15. I have really big teeth...and I have a lot of trouble keeping my eyes completely open!!!...
16. Ok...somebody start up some spirit!!!...(puking over here ya'll)...
17. If you watch our vid closely you will note that we have lots and lots of balls...everywhere...
18. Fuckin' Huge Teeth!...
19. 'olly 'ell...there were NO TEETH in that shot...did you see that?...
20. More balls though...sheesh...
21. OMG!!!...these people are sooooo cool!!!!...
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
ann...You disgrace the name Ann...
This is so full of ignorance I won't dignify it by ripping it apart piece by piece...
May I quote you here?
"You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard."...Washington Post 10/16/98
"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Ed Meese, Oliver North, Clarence Pendleton, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Tom DeLay -- all these men saw their names used as curse words."
These are the American icons you hold near and dear to your heart?
I think I see where you were trying to go there girlie...
But you started with Joe McCarthy and the republican that came the closest to completely subverting the constitution.
So much so, that his own party was primarily responsible for ousting him.
Witch hunts?...Whitewater ring any bells inside that empty shell you call a head dear?...How about the "name a gate" extravaganza?
annie...a last bit of advice...
If you want to question the integrity of someone; you better stick to the people you feel you can walk on and dictate to...
(You probably call them; "The one's that don't matter").
Ann Richards, is way out of your league...
May I quote you here?
"You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard."...Washington Post 10/16/98
"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Ed Meese, Oliver North, Clarence Pendleton, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Tom DeLay -- all these men saw their names used as curse words."
These are the American icons you hold near and dear to your heart?
I think I see where you were trying to go there girlie...
But you started with Joe McCarthy and the republican that came the closest to completely subverting the constitution.
So much so, that his own party was primarily responsible for ousting him.
Witch hunts?...Whitewater ring any bells inside that empty shell you call a head dear?...How about the "name a gate" extravaganza?
annie...a last bit of advice...
If you want to question the integrity of someone; you better stick to the people you feel you can walk on and dictate to...
(You probably call them; "The one's that don't matter").
Ann Richards, is way out of your league...
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Speaking of idiots...let's consider once again the spammer...
the lowest of life forms that can be found on this planet...
because they actually believe what they are doing to the rest of us, is going to make them rich...(also rated highly @ least intelligent life form)...
Next...the troll...ugly creature...that one...
And finally, the flaming troll spammer...that obnoxious SOB that has nothing better to do than spam you, fuck with yer website, then complains when you post something like this just for them:
smooch!...
kisses!...
XOXOXO...
Screw that...just send 'em some porn!...
because they actually believe what they are doing to the rest of us, is going to make them rich...(also rated highly @ least intelligent life form)...
Next...the troll...ugly creature...that one...
And finally, the flaming troll spammer...that obnoxious SOB that has nothing better to do than spam you, fuck with yer website, then complains when you post something like this just for them:
smooch!...
kisses!...
XOXOXO...
Screw that...just send 'em some porn!...
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Gosh!...
Really?...
"There are several gaps in our defense," Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minnesota, said, opening a Senate Homeland Security subcommittee hearing on the matter. "These issues must be addressed with a sense of urgency."
Hey, Senator Obvious, that light at the end of the tunnel?...yep...freight train...
"If terrorists were to obtain nuclear or radiological material and smuggle it into this country, the consequences could be catastrophic: a tremendous loss of life and a crippling blow to our economy," said Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, the chairwoman of the full Homeland Security Committee.
Hey, Senator! No frickin' shit!
(nice to see the economy is listed in your evaluation of such results...sheesh...what's the use)?
...Ok, lemme try to explain...
The most likely scenario from such an incident is total and complete chaos. The economy?...complete and total collapse...(think Great Depression x 10)...
as if it would matter at that point...
ya frickin' idiots!...
Golly gee...
You would think they would have taken care of things before an election year!
Apparently not even smart enough to do that...
"There are several gaps in our defense," Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minnesota, said, opening a Senate Homeland Security subcommittee hearing on the matter. "These issues must be addressed with a sense of urgency."
Hey, Senator Obvious, that light at the end of the tunnel?...yep...freight train...
"If terrorists were to obtain nuclear or radiological material and smuggle it into this country, the consequences could be catastrophic: a tremendous loss of life and a crippling blow to our economy," said Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, the chairwoman of the full Homeland Security Committee.
Hey, Senator! No frickin' shit!
(nice to see the economy is listed in your evaluation of such results...sheesh...what's the use)?
...Ok, lemme try to explain...
The most likely scenario from such an incident is total and complete chaos. The economy?...complete and total collapse...(think Great Depression x 10)...
as if it would matter at that point...
ya frickin' idiots!...
Golly gee...
You would think they would have taken care of things before an election year!
Apparently not even smart enough to do that...
Monday, March 27, 2006
Come to Texas!...Bring your convention...
your sports event...your friends and family!
And please feel free to enjoy our fine establishments!...
Just don't argue politics or sports...or anything...and if you do...then whisper your argument...and always look over your shoulder for the guy who is going to drag you out of your hotel lobby bar!...
Yup!...If dumb was dirt, these people could cover a Texas sized ranch three or four feet deep...
And please feel free to enjoy our fine establishments!...
Just don't argue politics or sports...or anything...and if you do...then whisper your argument...and always look over your shoulder for the guy who is going to drag you out of your hotel lobby bar!...
Yup!...If dumb was dirt, these people could cover a Texas sized ranch three or four feet deep...
Idiots!...Idiots!...Idiots!...part two...
here...
"for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others."
In another article not sourced here, el Capitan stated one of the things they looked for was loud obnoxious behavior...
A small commentary follows:
EL CAPITAN; SINCE YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE AND PREDICT WHAT SOMEONE WILL DO NEXT; OR WHAT ARBITRARY CIRCUMSTANCES WILL COME TOGETHER TO A CERTAIN OUTCOME...
PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL US IF ANOTHER FRICKIN' HURRICANE IS GOING TO HIT A MAJOR U.S. CITY THIS YEAR?...AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF PROBABILITIES!...AM I YELLING?...
I'M SORRY!...USUALLY I ONLY YELL AT IGNORANT PEOPLE...WHEN THEY ARE DOING REALLY ASININE THINGS..OH...WAIT A SEC...
"for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others."
In another article not sourced here, el Capitan stated one of the things they looked for was loud obnoxious behavior...
A small commentary follows:
EL CAPITAN; SINCE YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE AND PREDICT WHAT SOMEONE WILL DO NEXT; OR WHAT ARBITRARY CIRCUMSTANCES WILL COME TOGETHER TO A CERTAIN OUTCOME...
PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL US IF ANOTHER FRICKIN' HURRICANE IS GOING TO HIT A MAJOR U.S. CITY THIS YEAR?...AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF PROBABILITIES!...AM I YELLING?...
I'M SORRY!...USUALLY I ONLY YELL AT IGNORANT PEOPLE...WHEN THEY ARE DOING REALLY ASININE THINGS..OH...WAIT A SEC...
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Permanent links updated...
to include...
two ingredients that are simmering in a Kettle...
No, No!...(Please don't thank me)...
My pleasure!...
Signed,
The Management...
two ingredients that are simmering in a Kettle...
No, No!...(Please don't thank me)...
My pleasure!...
Signed,
The Management...
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
In the ongoing battle of pot vs. kettle...
nuthin'...I just wanted to use the phrase...pot vs. kettle...
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Bye George!...
Please don't start something else you can't finish before you leave...
It has become known that your peeps were scrambling behind the scenes to kill the port deal right after you stepped in the cow crap again!...
Seems they knew you had stepped in it before you even smelled it!...
Never thought I would think this way...but I am actually feeling sorry for you...
(Sort of)...
Have lots and lots of state dinners and such Georgie Boy!...
Then hitch up your wagons and get the hell out of town...
It has become known that your peeps were scrambling behind the scenes to kill the port deal right after you stepped in the cow crap again!...
Seems they knew you had stepped in it before you even smelled it!...
Never thought I would think this way...but I am actually feeling sorry for you...
(Sort of)...
Have lots and lots of state dinners and such Georgie Boy!...
Then hitch up your wagons and get the hell out of town...
Thursday, March 09, 2006
George Bush to Congress...
I AM THAT I AM...
and btw, will veto anything you do to prove otherwise...
Congress to George Bush...
We are trying to get re-elected here you idiot chump!
Everyone is going apeshit about this port deal and you are being...
Georgie Boy Bush!...
(and that ain't helping us much...at all...any...ever...forget it...what's the use)...
and btw, will veto anything you do to prove otherwise...
Congress to George Bush...
We are trying to get re-elected here you idiot chump!
Everyone is going apeshit about this port deal and you are being...
Georgie Boy Bush!...
(and that ain't helping us much...at all...any...ever...forget it...what's the use)...
I'm not responsible for this...
And even if I am you can't prove it...
And even if you do prove it...I will deny it...or spin it...or divert your attention...over here!...Look at this!...OMG!...
ahem...kinda a little too scary close to Georgie Boy Bush huh?...
And even if you do prove it...I will deny it...or spin it...or divert your attention...over here!...Look at this!...OMG!...
ahem...kinda a little too scary close to Georgie Boy Bush huh?...
But, I found this for you...This is excellent!...
See, there is this movie called "Snakes on a Plane"...
"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."
If you have not heard about it...I'm telling you I don't make this stuff up...
Landshark?...anyone?...
Here's the kicker...
Watch this!...
"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."
If you have not heard about it...I'm telling you I don't make this stuff up...
Landshark?...anyone?...
Here's the kicker...
Watch this!...
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Hey Georgie!...
“But man, proud man,
Drest in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep.”
Drest in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep.”
Now...I really don't remember...
hanging around the "Gringo Mansion"...sort of...kinda do...
ok...not much...nonetheless...sometimes...
(if you were there you would understand)....
Anyway...
Burned it to wav with and without filters and slapped it in my living room cd...
If you ever liked this band...lemme know...
took me right the fuck back there...in a good way...all the way...
Need to contact the band too...
Loco Gringos Live!
ok...not much...nonetheless...sometimes...
(if you were there you would understand)....
Anyway...
Burned it to wav with and without filters and slapped it in my living room cd...
If you ever liked this band...lemme know...
took me right the fuck back there...in a good way...all the way...
Need to contact the band too...
Loco Gringos Live!
PSA...News You Can Use!...Loco Gringos...
The other night I'm going through my stuff in the garage and find a sealed container that I don't remember...
Inside are several cassette tapes...
One of them is labled "Loco Gringos"...
I think I remember...but those particular brain cells...well...gimmie a break...
So...one trip to Radio Shack later I have scabbed on the stuff to produce some wav files...
Holy shit!...
Loco Gringos Live!...
Inside are several cassette tapes...
One of them is labled "Loco Gringos"...
I think I remember...but those particular brain cells...well...gimmie a break...
So...one trip to Radio Shack later I have scabbed on the stuff to produce some wav files...
Holy shit!...
Loco Gringos Live!...
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Manly?...yes!...WTF happened to your car?
He nailed a steel and concrete pole...
(Caution! Very Graphic Destruction)...
It really is ok to cry guys...
You would have to be not human not to...
(Caution! Very Graphic Destruction)...
It really is ok to cry guys...
You would have to be not human not to...
He's Gay!...
(Not that there is anything wrong with that)...
And btw...
Thanx again...
Mr. Pitts...
still...roflmao...
Substance found at UT is not ricin...
"I was like doing my laundry?...ya know?...And there was like this powdery stuff inside my roll of quarters?...ya know?...so I like tripped a little and I thought about the terrorists?...ya know?...I mean ya just don't know...ya know?...so I like really really really started feeling really bad...ya know?...I'm just really glad it wasn't the real thing...ya know...Like...Wow!..."
Saturday, February 25, 2006
...the citizen
...who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal; he is a traitor.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Legal...
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Thank you...
I just did...
You frickin' idiots...
Thank you...
I just did...
You frickin' idiots...
Obvious truth?...Or truly obvious?...Just plain hard facts...
Any way you look at things this is interesting...
As is this...
And this...
In conversations with people who have children approaching draft age; I have reminded them of the steady escalation of the Vietnam War.
A war in which politicians thought little before becoming hopelessly entangled with an enemy they had no understanding of. When the politicians realized the war was not win-able, they spoke of turning over the main burden of fighting to the South Vietnamese.
When the politicians realized that would not work, they started talking about "peace with honor."
The honor, from a politicians viewpoint, was to have the world watch as thousands were abandoned to horrible fates; as the last helicopters left the embassy roof.
But, of course, the Bush administration has told us that there are no comparisons with Vietnam in Iraq. Even chuckled a little at how silly a person would have to be to think such a thing.
I think they were right. I think it's worse than Vietnam.
The entire region is now on the verge of being completely destabilized.
It is in Iran's best interest to have Iraq in turmoil.
It is in Al Qaeda's best interest to have Iraq in turmoil.
Certainly they have already worked to create the current turmoil.
It's fair to guess they will not stop.
That much should be obvious.
That much should have been obvious before the Iraq war ever started.
The truth is America cannot afford to pull out and abandon the oil fields of the region.
The hard fact is we are in this for the long haul. We don't have any choice...now.
The American people, (and perhaps especially those who have supported this administration in Iraq); need to look at their children and realize they may soon be caught up in a much wider war.
Johno...
As is this...
And this...
In conversations with people who have children approaching draft age; I have reminded them of the steady escalation of the Vietnam War.
A war in which politicians thought little before becoming hopelessly entangled with an enemy they had no understanding of. When the politicians realized the war was not win-able, they spoke of turning over the main burden of fighting to the South Vietnamese.
When the politicians realized that would not work, they started talking about "peace with honor."
The honor, from a politicians viewpoint, was to have the world watch as thousands were abandoned to horrible fates; as the last helicopters left the embassy roof.
But, of course, the Bush administration has told us that there are no comparisons with Vietnam in Iraq. Even chuckled a little at how silly a person would have to be to think such a thing.
I think they were right. I think it's worse than Vietnam.
The entire region is now on the verge of being completely destabilized.
It is in Iran's best interest to have Iraq in turmoil.
It is in Al Qaeda's best interest to have Iraq in turmoil.
Certainly they have already worked to create the current turmoil.
It's fair to guess they will not stop.
That much should be obvious.
That much should have been obvious before the Iraq war ever started.
The truth is America cannot afford to pull out and abandon the oil fields of the region.
The hard fact is we are in this for the long haul. We don't have any choice...now.
The American people, (and perhaps especially those who have supported this administration in Iraq); need to look at their children and realize they may soon be caught up in a much wider war.
Johno...
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Well...
...It's just really difficult to know where to go from here...
If George can't deal with current events...and we are stuck with him...dammit!...
If the entire population of the Earth has just gone stupid...
Somebody...Please!...
lemme know...because I am pre-disposed to believing otherwise...
Look...everyone please understand this...your concept of what American's are...
...is just not what American's are...
You...are just going to have to take that on faith...
deal with it...
If and when George Bush gets his head out of his ass...
OK...yer right...(never going to happen)...my apologies...
ahem...
After George Bush...the American people would very much like to to return to reason within and without...
Trust me on that one...
If George can't deal with current events...and we are stuck with him...dammit!...
If the entire population of the Earth has just gone stupid...
Somebody...Please!...
lemme know...because I am pre-disposed to believing otherwise...
Look...everyone please understand this...your concept of what American's are...
...is just not what American's are...
You...are just going to have to take that on faith...
deal with it...
If and when George Bush gets his head out of his ass...
OK...yer right...(never going to happen)...my apologies...
ahem...
After George Bush...the American people would very much like to to return to reason within and without...
Trust me on that one...
Monday, February 20, 2006
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